ShockBs Pwning N00bs Since '2005'
Yo n00bs, get ready to eat lead because ShockBs has been pwnin' since the early days. Back in '05, we were already ddoSing servers and these peasants didn't stand a chance. We've come a long way since then, with our skills sharpened like samurai swords. We're hackin' into the Pentagon and leaving no trace behind. Don't even try to fight back becaus